/"I'M FREEEEEEEEEEE!"
You realize you are now a completely different person than you used to. And somehow the crazy sheep and raccoon are gone and you're standing in the midle of a forest clearing.
/"Sweet! Time to make myself a new identity and release myself from past burdens!"
/"Aww, but I miss my old self."
/*Utterly confused*
New OBJECTION! up!
/*Utterly Confused*
You walk around, trying to find the sheep and raccoon, but then you see their dead bodies.
Being Eaten. o_o
BY THE FOX.
...
YES. THAT FOX WHO STOLE YOUR BANHAMMER D8<
/try to kill the fox
/join in the sheep/raccoon meat feast
/go to the emo corner and weep that your gonna die
As a half furry human basd on a predator you join the meat fest. But the Fox drives you away with the ban hammer.
You sure as heck don't wanna be hit by that.
/Just walk away, try to find a town and fogure what to do next.
/Screw that! You're gona try to over power a Thief Master with a Ban Hammer anyway, even though you just became a Lion with an unspecified job!
/YARN! *pounce*
the yarn turned out to be a loose thread on the fox's shirt. you topple her over, and the banhammer lands in a 2nd job buffalo's hands. The fox is knocked out, and the buffalo is staring at you.
/chase him!
/eat the fox!
/confess your love to the buffalo! (XD LOL so random!)
/Confess your love! :D (See how long you can listen to that on loop! >:3)(After a while it starts to sound like "Eye log view.")You walk up to the buffalo.Then, you repeatedly say "I love you." in a desperate attempt to make him give you the hammer....He kicks you in the stomach around the 17th "I love you." (Sorry, but I'm not turning this into romance.)(And now I'm listening to it and "Apocalypse ~ Dirge of Swans" at the same time. XD)/A GM appears randomly./RUN! He has a banhammer!/"Falcon PUNCH!" (Now available in Raptor Boost flavor!)
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/"Falcon PUNCH!" (Now available in Raptor Boost flavor!)
But you slip on a banana before you hit the buffalo and therefore you hit the ground.
the ground was where a GM was buried and...
OH MY GOD, ITS AN UNDEAD GM COMING AT YA! DX
/RUN!!!
/confess your true love to the Fox in a "Romeo and Juliet" style o_o
/you wake up from a dream, tied up on a pole, and a bunny is using you as a punching bag.
You run for dear life as the undead GM takes hte banhammer from the buffalo with ease and BANS the buffalo! (A fate worse than death in this crazy game)
You trip on the unconcious fox, waking her up and you hit your head on a rock.
What happens next???
/You wake up with a bad headache and your head bandaged. Next to the fox. In her bed. Clothes on for gods sake, this isn't THAT kind of story! But how the heck did you end up there? Why the heck she helped you? And is she asleep? *poke*
/You feel the cold clutches of the undead GM on your throath, lifting you up painfully. OMG you'regonnadieyou'regonnadie!
/GM_Grimm, GM_Raven, GM_Loki and GM_Moshup come to your rescue!!! For some reason they are wearing color coded outfits and are posing like the Power Rangers, expect theres only 4 of them.
/Power Rangers: Trickster chronicles! -Listens to Power Rangers theme while typing-
GMs come to your aid and pose dramatically! With dramatic speedlines! :D
GM_Raven is at the left... uh... doing something. (Black Ranger!)GM_Loki is at the right brandishing his banhammer. (Red Ranger!)GM_Moshup is in the center... being Moshup. (Blue Ranger!)GM_Grimm is flying above them. GM's aren't chickens after all. "Hearts and huggles!" (Pink Ranger! Pink is manly!)
Yay! It's the real GMs!
...But they are all knocked unconcious due to the inverse ninja law.(Threat = 1/N, where N = number of enemies)But what's this! It's GM_Nero!GM_Nero takes off his scouter. He crushes it with his left hand. "It's over nine THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!"The zombie charges at GM_Nero.
/GM_Nero is better at Falcon-Punching than you./GM_Nero takes a potato chip... and EATS IT./You must now Add™ Random™ Trademark™ Symbols™ in every Sentence™ that you Say™ because it's Funny™
/GM_Nero takes a potato chip... and EATS IT.
The undead GM (GM_Zombeh?) suddenly starts craving for chips. GM_Neor is taking another potatoe chip when GM_Zombeh lunges at the bag and grabs it!
/GM_Nero gets angry, very angry. YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHEN HE'S ANGRY! FALCON-!
/GM_Nero slaps GM_Zombeh and takes his chips back. GM_Zombeh begs with puppy-dog-eyes. (Ew, zombie+puppy-eyes...)
/GM_Loki, the voilent maniac he is, forces everyone present into MORTAL KOMBAT with each other!
poke. he falconed poked. Though he may be angry, think of where that zombie's been! disgusting! Nero takes out hand sanitizer and starts squirting it, when Grimm pushes him out of the way, and gets ready to kill the zombeh. But what's this?
/portal back in time, showing you and the buffalo again, you saying "i love you"
/Inter dimensional portal, with Hatsune Miku coming out of it.
/AN APPLE TREE! Grimm gets distracted by her hunger, and leaves the zombeh to you. :D