(the man threw is pant through the window because he heard the paperboy yell free press)
as for the mummy, the only thing i think is about tomb or curse
Griffin, a lion fan
grimlock13: (the man threw is pant through the window because he heard the paperboy yell free press) as for the mummy, the only thing i think is about tomb or curse
OH COME ON IT IS AN EASY ONE! THINK OF WHAT A MUMMY WOULD Be LIKE NO TOMBS OR CURSES!
eeehhh....how to put this........no one seems to know that answers.........so...could you give it to us (please)
" Silence or I will strip your bandages off! "
in progess (:
Well, I have a lot of funny stories but most of them are shared using Filipino language.
So I have one,
There were three friends, their names were Bebo't, Bebong and Bebang.
One day they rode an airplane and was crossing the pacific ocean, but then the plane crashed into an island. And now, only Bebo't, Bebong and Bebang are the only survivors.
But in that isolated island, there were actually tribesmen there! So they were captured and taken to the tribechief, then the tribechief told them "Kapag pinasa nyo ang pagsusubok ko, ipapakawalan ko kayo, pero kapag hindi, papapatay ko kayo. Maghanap kayo ng sampung prutas ng isang kahit anong klase at dalhin nyo dito." "If you pass my test, I will let you go, but if you don't I will make them kill you all. Find 10 pieces of fruits of only 1 kind and bring it back here.
And so Bebo't, Bebong and Bebang went away to find 10 fruits of only 1 kind.
The first to come back was Bebo't, he brought oranges and showed them to the tribechief, the tribechief then said "Ipasok mo lahat iyan sa pwet mo, hindi ka pwede umiyak, hindi ka pwede tumawa! Magsimula ka na!" "Put those oranges inside your butt, you can't cry, you can't laugh! Start now!" Bebo't tried to put the oranges inside his butt, but on the 3rd orange, he cried. The tribechief said "Umiyak sya! Patayin!" "He cried! Kill him!" Then they killed him, now Bebo't is in Heaven.
The second to come back was Bebong, he brought grapes and showed them to the tribechief, the tribechief then said "Ipasok mo lahat iyan sa pwet mo, hindi ka pwede umiyak, hindi ka pwede tumawa! Magsimula ka na!" "Put those grapes inside your butt, you can't cry, you can't laugh! Start now!" Bebong tried to put the grapes inside his butt, he was finally down to the last one, but he suddenly laughed. The tribechief said "Tumawa sya! Patayin!" "He laughed! Kill him!" Then they killed him, now Bebo't and Bebong are now in Heaven.
When Bebo't and Bebong met each other, Bebo’t asked Bebong. “Pare, bakit ka pa tumawa? Isa nalang pwede ka na makatakas!” “Dude, why did you laugh? One more and you could have escaped already!” Bebong replied, “Kasi nakita ko si Bebang” “Its because I saw Bebang”. Bebo’t asked “Ano naman kay Bebang?” “What about Bebang?”. Then Bebong said, “May dala kasi syang langka” “She brought with her some jackfruits.”
………………………………………….AHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope you understand the story!
Oh yeah, for those who don’t know what jackfruits look like, they’re the spiky fruits that are very big, heres a picture of it: http://ruchii.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/jackfruit-ganesha.jpg?w=302&h=415
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if you must know the nswer was keep it under wraps
trancerocks: if you must know the nswer was keep it under wraps
Omg, that's lame! HAHA.
THE SILENCING WARP OF DOOM!!!
on a more serious note: who killed the cat?(be imaginative)
curiosity
AWWWWWW
too easy, lets go hard
You can walk toward it yet never catch it, what is it?