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Windran replied on 04-09-2009 11:05 PM

I got a couple of jokes :P

  • Did you hear about the Maxwell parachute?  - Good to the last drop!
  • Why did Piglet stare into the toilet? - To look for "Pooh".
  • What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? - A nervous wreck.
  • Why did the bride wear her ring on the wrong hand? -Because she married the wrong person.
  • What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist? - Newer magazines.
  • What's the difference between boogers and brussel sprouts? -You can't get kids to eat brussel sprouts
  • If four vehicles arrive at an intersection with a four way stop, who has the right of way? -The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker that reads :"Guns don't kill people. I do."

  • Why did the Clintons send Chelsie to a private school? -Because in a public school, the secret service would be out gunned.

 

 

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Virushen replied on 04-09-2009 11:13 PM

Windran:
  • Why did Piglet stare into the toilet? - To look for "Pooh".

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    OMG thats so funny XD rofl

    keep the jokes going.

    I am thinking hard of more jokes. I will post again later if I thought of any.

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    Windran replied on 04-09-2009 11:18 PM

    OOOH I GOT ANOTHER ONE!!

    • What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?
    An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year.

    A Sicilian actuary can give you their names......

    • Why was the lettuce cold?

    Because it wasn't dressed.

    • What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
    Depreciation.

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    Neko444 replied on 04-10-2009 9:18 PM

    RAWR YOU, Virushen...

    You got the egg one right. D;

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    Virushen replied on 04-10-2009 11:12 PM

    Neko444:

    RAWR YOU, Virushen...

    You got the egg one right. D;

     

    It was Windran who answered the egg one. not me =_=

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    Neko444 replied on 04-11-2009 12:38 PM

    Virushen:

    Neko444:

    RAWR YOU, Virushen...

    You got the egg one right. D;

     

     

    It was Windran who answered the egg one. not me =_=

     

    Excuse my terrible eyes, I get confused. Curses. =w=

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    grimlock13 replied on 04-26-2009 10:18 PM

    i can see yet i got no eyes

    i can smell yet i got no nose

    i can ear yet i got no ears

    i can taste yet i got no tongue

    i can feel yet i cant touch

    everything move because of me yet i cant move

    who am i

     

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    Virushen replied on 04-27-2009 2:46 AM

    grimlock13:

    i can see yet i got no eyes

    i can smell yet i got no nose

    i can ear yet i got no ears

    i can taste yet i got no tongue

    i can feel yet i cant touch

    everything move because of me yet i cant move

    who am i

     

     

    I wonder what's that o_O.

    How about earth? maybe not... :P

     

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    grimlock13 replied on 04-27-2009 12:05 PM

    HINT: if you think really hard, then you already think about it

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    grimlock13 replied on 05-01-2009 8:39 PM

    use your brain;)

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