You press the red button and _____

This is a fun forum game that i know of and i wanted to bring it 2 trickster yay! so i will start

I pressed the red button and got teleported to coral town.. aww

i dont get it;/

i pressed the red button and my account got banned ._.

I press the red button and... Wait... It's jammed. Instead, I press the green button and lose 2,000,000 galder.

I pressed the red button, and the biosensor went full power

I pressed the green button, and all my aim-bot h4cks and uber-plot armor activated

So, I de-pressed the green button, and sticked with the red one =3

I pressed the red button and !rorrim suibom a ni deppart m'I !sdrawkcab won si epyt i gnihtyreve

I pressed the read button and

ORPHANS EXPLODE ON IMPACT! CHICKENS RUN WILD TO CONQUER EARTH

THE CHEESEMAKERS GET RICH OFF OF MAYONAYSE!
ITS COMPLETE CHAOS!
 A BURGER IS PLACED ON SQURITLE'S HEAD!

AFRICA TURNS INTO A GIANT PICKLE
THE MOON STARTS DANCING!
ALL DUE TO A PUSH OF ONE SINGLE RED BUTTON!

I pressed the red button and my P-51 Mustang (a WWII fighter plane) broke the sound barrier...

I press the red button, and a raccoon falls out of the sky and lands on the green button, which activates the purple button, which throws a ball onto the red one again, and now we're all trapped in an endless loop that will eventually turn us all into skunks who like cake. and mustard for some reason. 

I pressed the red button and nothing happened.