Let's play a game. A wishing game. Where anything that you wish for becomes corrupted by someone.
For example:
Me: I wish I was a giant tomato.
Other person: Granted, but Merlin comes along and changes you back into a human.
-please say "Granted." or "Wish Granted."
like that?
I'll start :D
I wish my computer would stop making all that annoying noise.
Granted...But then a pack of elephants trample your compy.
*sighs* I wish I had some Takoyaki...
Granted ...
But then the Takoyaki is being snatched by a thief 0.0 ( I didn't know theifs would snatch Takoyaki lol )
I wish I'm in Pokemon world ^^^^^^
Granted. All the pokemons conspire against you and end up sending you back to earth.
I wish i could be in college right now.
Granted. You're the Janitor.
I wish for superpowers!
Granted but they're Aquaman's powers.
I want a million dollars!
Granted, but I command a dolphin to steal it! Mwahaha!
I wish for a safe place to store my million dollars
Granted and a whale comes along to swallow you and the million dollars up to be safe in its belly.
I wish I had my million dollars back~
Granted! The whale swallows you too.
I wish for an ATM machine.