Yo Mamma

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NekoRisa Posted: 11-16-2009 3:56 PM

Hey guys! im really bored and so i want you all to tell me your best yo mamma jokes! :)

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I know a bunch of them :D

 

Yo mama's so poor i walked in and moved a skate board out of the way, and she said "Stop moving the couch"

Yo mama's so fat she walked into a store wearing high heels and came out wearing flip flops

Yo mama's so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus she took the 22 twice instead

Yo mama's so fat  she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

 

thats it for now~lol.

  

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*Eh-emm...*

 

I think this topic should be move over to the Off-Topic Discussion place..

 

 

It's not EVEN related to Trickster

There was a girl named  Red. One day,Mama asked her to take a basket to her gramma. Red walked.Ahh,I did I tell you that Red is clumsy? She trip over her feet, land on the basket and then--

*Squish*

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well

dont blame her

she isnt a forum user and has only posted in lore..

o o

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btw eric

you may know a lot of them

but those sucked.

o.o just saying XD

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Er..? I did not do this O.o

  

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LIES.

o.o...

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yo mammas so old shes older than you

yo mamma is so overwight that has developed severe diabetes and could perhaps die

yo mamma so dumb shes put a fork in the plug socket just for fun

YO MAMMA JOKES ARE SERIOUS!

 

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These are so annoying but oh well xD

Yo mamma so old I told her to act her age and she died.

Yo mamma so ugly when yo daddy dropped her off at work he got arrested for littering.

Yo mamma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo mamma so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.

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your mother is a respected member of the community.

 

 

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