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mugenbleach Posted: 11-04-2009 5:11 PM

A brunette,redhead,and a blonde are getting chased by cops

The brunette hides behind a cow,the redhead hides behind a sheep,and the blonde hides in a patato sack

One of the cops says "go check behind that cow!" and the brunette says "Moo,Moo,Moo"

"ah nothing over there,check behind that sheep" and the redhead says "Baa,Baa,Baa"

"ah nothing wrong over there,check in that patato sack!" and the blonde says..... "Patato,Patato,Patato".......

 

It's obvious who got caught LOL

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This joke but here it is

 

Theres a bagel and some chesse

THE END

 

put on the comments below if u tough this was funny!

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef. =D

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BanYa4eVr:

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef. =D

But no-one can pea soup haha ~_~

rose

 

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What's the difference between a guitar and a jelly-fish? You can't strum a Jelly-fish. *rimshot*

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Trick or Treat?
Trap, and that was it.

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Um.... there was one that someone told me, but I don't fully remember it. It had to do with a cantaloupe and not being able to elope.

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So this blonde walks into a bar, and says "OWW! who put that there!?"

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There was a kid up in the middle of the night... he went to bed...

 

GET IT?!?!?! 

           -Please do not make stupid posts

P.S. Okay so there was this dumb kid and a computer... the computer said SHUT ME OFF KIDS IM TRYING TO SLEEP

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Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway ?

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