TheNimbleFox: /Back away slowly, then proceed to the convention./Attempt a rescue./Nothing.
/Back away slowly, then proceed to the convention./Attempt a rescue./Nothing.
You stare at them, then run for your friggin life. You are walking down the street when you hear the song "Can You Feel The Sunshine?" playing faintly.
/Tails doll appears around the corner! OMGNOWAI. D8
/ICE CREAM TRUCK! YAYYY!~
/con happens to be sonic themed this year, and you brush off your creepy, tantalizing fears.
You sigh with relief that you were NOT stalked by The Tails Doll.... (THE HORROR!)
And the Tails Doll creepshow had just ended. Thank goodnes, that thing gives you nightmares.
The next thing to catch your attention is...
/A fanart booth! You hope it's not just some SonicXShadow yaoi this time... Stupid fangirls.
/A Dr. Robotnik weird-o cosplayer running around, quoting the "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog" one with "snooPINGAS usual, I see!"
/Something non-Sonic related, despite it is the theme. (They didn't want to alienate other con-goers.) As you walk there another group of fangirls pile-glomp you. And that Tails costume is HOT! The fangirls will intentionally mis-interpret that statement.
Creds to Rokuna. (Yup, it's GC forums)
/Something non-Sonic related, despite the theme.
You're walking to the Sonic convention...
!
You notice Snake snoopingas usual. As he always does. Wait, it's the real Snake. Not a cosplayer.WAIT, WHAT?! (No wonder he's sneaking around again, imagine how many fangirls such a "realistic costume" would attract!)
Meanwhile, a bunch of fangirls notice you and pounce. You fall on the sidewalk.
Snake stares at you for a bit, then proceeds to the nearby Metal Gear Solid convention, cosplaying as himself. (But then it's not cosplay, is it?)
/Sonic cosplayer to the rescue!/Screw this, I'm going to the Metal Gear Solid convention! Right after these fangirls GET OFFA ME!/The last game didn't really end. (Meiko's bullet? The knife?) only made you unconcious. This is a dream. (What a twist!)
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TheNimbleFox: /Sonic cosplayer to the rescue!/Screw this, I'm going to the Metal Gear Solid convention! Right after these fangirls GET OFFA ME!/The last game didn't really end. (Meiko's bullet? The knife?) only made you unconcious. This is a dream. (What a twist!)
Screw the other convention. You has no money for otha costumes. Anyways, A sonic cosplayer kicks screaming fangirls after you, but they chase you and him. You keep running unitl you accidentaly run through a portal that was there because of fangirl disturbance in time and space.
/step through, and then you two become the REAL Sonic and Tails!
/Portal to another con closeby. You're safe from fangirls...for now.
/Step through, and realize it's the tails doll's playground...of DEATH.
/Step through, and realize it's the tails doll's playground...of DEATH.Oh, and you also become the real sonic and tails. Thank goodness. Those costumes are hot. (Interpret that any way you'd like. :P)
I should type like this until the end of the post.It builds atmosphere.Anyway...
You run through the portal, and oh, look a playground.Maybe you should go on the merry go round, you know how much you like the merry go round. Go play forever~...No! You have to resist the urge to go on the oh-so-fun-looking merry go round.
Suddenly, someone else comes out of the portal to accompany you and Sonic on your adventure thingy.
/Snake?/Hideo Kojima?!/Don Cavalier?!?!
/Snake?
Snake had not learned that CardBoard boxes that walk around DO draw attention in THIS world. He got spotted by fangirls, tried to run, got surrounded, snapped some necks, got wanted by the police and ran into a portal that a fnagirls ultra high pitched squuel tore open into the fabric of space.
And thats why he is here. He sees you with your costume now being you, so in Snake's eyes you look like a two tailed fox... Walking with the biggest and bluest hedgehog his seen.
/Snake is hungry, so he tries to catch you. RUN! FLY! SOMETHING! (He has eaten snakes, crocodiles, rats, rations+their packaging. A fox would only be a new delicacy on his list.)
/The Tails Doll posses Snake. You are so throughtly screwed.
/"SONIIIIC!" Amy Rose comes out of nowhere and tackles the guy who had turned into Sonic.
ShadyKitsune: /Snake is hungry, so he tries to catch you. RUN! FLY! SOMETHING! (He has eaten snakes, crocodiles, rats, rations+their packaging. A fox would only be a new delicacy on his list.) /The Tails Doll posses Snake. You are so throughtly screwed. /"SONIIIIC!" Amy Rose comes out of nowhere and tackles the guy who had turned into Sonic.
OH TEH NOES. You spin your tails and fly high (lol theme song reference.) and go as fast as you can. suddenly, everything around you melts into a consuming blackness.
/Hanyuu appears!
/Tails doll! you think you would've seen him earlier...
/"my sweet passion" plays, and amy rose pops out, looking very angrily at you, probably concerning sonic...
/Tails doll! (Dun dun DUUUN~)
You hear a voice.
"Ah, a new vessel."
"Get away from me!" You cry.
-Meanwhile- AUX CALL:Otacon: Great job. You scared him off.Snake: It's not like I was actually going to--Otacon: As if being in this place wasn't scary enough for him. I'm glad I'm not there.Snake: Which reminds me, how am I getting any reception here?Otacon: ...Because it's magical. Or something. You can't expect me to have an explanation for everything, Snake...Otacon: Anyway, the point is that you need to work with Sonic to look for Tails.Snake: Is it really necessary that I work with Sonic?Otacon: ...What do you have against him, anyway?Snake: ...I just don't like him.-Back to the action-
/Tails Doll vs. Tails! Epic battle!/Sonic Doll vs. Sonic! Epic battle!/Fridge Doll vs. Fridge! Epic battle!
TheNimbleFox: /Tails Doll vs. Tails! Epic battle!/Sonic Doll vs. Sonic! Epic battle!/Fridge Doll vs. Fridge! Epic battle!
everyone stares. even the tails doll is going "WT*?" right now. the large fridge topples over and squishes the doll. fridge wins. "LOL so harsh, neh?" you say, after an awkward silence. everyone gives a laugh and agrees, then you realize that sonic is on the merry-go-round. D: IT. NEVER. ENDS.
/DYNAMITE IS THE ONLY SOLUTION.
/Ask the tails doll to stop it, he might listen, seeing as how that "joyfull bliss" is in his world. *twitch*
/OMG AMY ROSE JUST SMASHED IT TO BITS.
But you don't have any dynamite with you! Quick, improves, how else to break down that Un-Merry Go Round?
Good thing you you always have a minitoolkit with you!
You open a metal panel with a screwdriver and it reveals the inner workings of the ghastly ride of doom.
/Throw a wrench at the spinning cogwheels, that should stop it.
/Cut the red wire with some pliers.
/Turn the suspicious looking handle inside.