Found this game on the GC forums. It was fun.So let's move it to Trickster.Essentially,
Post 1:You wake up in the middle of a forest and see a hat. What do you do? /Ignore it./Pick it up./Nothing, your hands and feet are chained to the ground.
/Ignore it./Pick it up./Nothing, your hands and feet are chained to the ground.
Post 2:/Nothing, your hands and feet chained to the ground. You squirm for a while before you realize it's impossible to escape.You hear a voice: "Haha, you're so..." /"Dumb!" Says Nate./"Pitiful." Says a Dark Lord./"KAWAAIIIIII~" Says a Sheep.
You squirm for a while before you realize it's impossible to escape.You hear a voice: "Haha, you're so..."
/"Dumb!" Says Nate./"Pitiful." Says a Dark Lord./"KAWAAIIIIII~" Says a Sheep.
Post 3:/"Pitiful." Says a Dark Lord."Let me go, you coward!" You shout.Or at least you try to. You figure out you can't move any part of your body.He cast a body-control spell.3 pages later, you're in an epic battle (still controlled) against the GMs on top of Tapasco Volcano.What next? /The GMs are defeated./The GMs are defeated, but Spicy Dragon kills everyone./The GMs are defeated, but what's this?! GM_Nero has returned from his vacation! (I wish...)
/The GMs are defeated./The GMs are defeated, but Spicy Dragon kills everyone./The GMs are defeated, but what's this?! GM_Nero has returned from his vacation! (I wish...)
Post 4:/GM_Nero returned from his vacation! He teleports to this epic battle, holding some coffee."It's over nine THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND~!" Shout GMNero fans everywhere.What does he do? /He says "Hi." and leaves. (How anticlimactic.)/He kills the Dragon in an epic flurry of over 9000./Eh, screw the whole thing. He bans the Dragon.
He teleports to this epic battle, holding some coffee."It's over nine THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND~!" Shout GMNero fans everywhere.What does he do?
/He says "Hi." and leaves. (How anticlimactic.)/He kills the Dragon in an epic flurry of over 9000./Eh, screw the whole thing. He bans the Dragon.
You wake up in a cage, next to a teddy bear. Marx stands outside the cage, laughing evilly.A fox is attempting to sneak up on Marx.Select your shocking twist.../The teddy bear is evil./Marx is actually a good guy./The hat from the example (it never actually happened) is out for revenge...
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/The teddy bear is evil.
The Fox manages to sneak up on Marx and snap his neck. (OMG!) and quickly steals his keys and pulls you out of the cage.
The teddy bear morphs into an evil beast and is glaring evilly at you and the fox.
WHAT, will you do?
/Throw the dead body of Marx at the bear with the foxes help and run for it as the evil teddy feeds on the carcass.
/Screw her, I'M getting out of here! You trip the fox and run.
/Be courageous and confront the evil teddy in mortal combat! (You are SO lunch!)
New OBJECTION! up!
/Be courageous, confront the evil teddy!
You fight the teddy out of an act of sheer bravery/suicidalness/stupidity. But alas, you are doomed.It strangely dematerializes, and...
/Possesses the fox./Drops another cage on top of the two of you./It turns this entire storyline into its own little dark world. Oh, and it kills everyone on the island. They only survive if they (insert plotline here.)
/Drops another cage on top of the two of you.
The cage is made of titanium steel and you can't break it. Fortunately the foxes hairpin works wondrs as a lock pick. She picks the lock and...
/You both run out of the cave into the woods.
/Strange men in cloaks arrive and cut off your escape.
/The lights go out and you can't see a thing.
/You run out of the cave into the woods
the two of you run into the woods and catch your breath. Only to have yourself be attacked constantly by a sheep's Scorching Earth and Cleaving Terra. TRees fall down all over the place and you look at the sheep as if she was a madwoman but...
/OMG, she's possesed by Compounder Nate D8
/ turns out she's a (fill in a guy's name) fangirl and was killing all the other fangirls o_o
/In fact... she IS a madwoman. and she has a gun for some odd reason
/ she is a madwoman and packs a gun.
The sheep runs out of MP and potions and tries to use the gun, but since shes a magic type she doesn't even know how to load it properly and leaves the safety on too! As the kind person you are you cant bring yourself to hiting a defenseless girl, but the fox has no problem and knocks her out.
You two keep running towards the city, untill suddenly
/The sheeps very angry Buffalo boyfriend shows up
/The ground breaks under both of you
/The fox for no adequately explained reason knocks you out and steals all your valuables. (Shes a Thief Master after all..)
/The ground braks under both of you.
Why? Because you pissed of the Raccoon who shall forever love that Sheep even though she already has a Buffalo bf. Wanna know another thing about the raccoon? He's level 39x, has one of the best equips you can think of, owns at PvP/GvG, and has a grudge against the fox. Oh shoot.
/Raccoon's ex-girlfriend, the Cat, comes up in Evolution mode, tearing up the Sheep D8
/Don Giovanni dances by in a pink tutu.(wut? DX)
/slowly for some unkown reason, you turn into a (fill in a Trickster character type here)
/Don Giuvanni dances by in a pink tutu~!/For some unknown reason, you turn into Hatsune Miku a GM!
You're about to die, and you don't have any res scrolls/revival flowers.But what's this? It's a Deus ex Machina!!You can finally beat Saturn in a transformation contest: "Magical Chicken Eagle Transformation!"You find yourself wearing an eagle suit, wielding a squeaky hammer.What next?
/The next poster finds a creative way to even the odds./A real GM appears; You're banned for impersonating a GM. (Aww...)/Play with the squeaky banhammer~ (Squeaksqueaksqueaksqueaksqueak~!)
/Play with the squeaky banhammer~ (Squeaksqueaksqueaksqueaksqueak~!)
Squeaksqueaksqueaksqueaksqueak~!
You giggle by yourself at the squeacky hammer untill the fox slaps you and reminds you two are about to die.
The Raccoon for no remotely good reason has the strenght to toss aboulder at you in the pit.
You make a desperate attempt to stop the boulder by swining your squeacky hammer at it. BUT IT WORKED! The squeacky banhammer deflects the boulder and sends it flying to the horizon.
/The Raccoon gets scared of your banhmmaer and runs for dear life.
/Suddenly your temporary GM powahs go away.
/Fox steals your hammer and PPDs away.
/Fox takes the hammer and PPDs away.
The fox stands in awe at the might of the hammer. "My suspicions were correct... This truly is the banhammer."The fox immediately yanks it out of your hands. "I must give this to my master, excuse me."She uses her PPD, and you are left without the hammer."Nooooooo~ My squeaky toy~~~~!" You cry.
The raccoon equips his sweatdrop and stares at you, until he decides to hurl another boulder at you.But suddenly... A reference to something!
/"Objection!" You debate how illogical it is for him to be able to throw a boulder./The boulder hits dead-on, and is applied directly to the forehead./A bard randomly starts singing. "Hate~ Hate, Loving~ Dare ga, dare ga, can't be arigapoo~"