Post any jokes or funny riddles from up your sleeves here!!!
Rules:
1.) No inappropriate/curse words
2.) No stereotype/insulting/talking bad of other races/religions/groups, etc
3.) Follow trickster forum rules and ToS
4.) You can post multiple jokes at once
5.) try not to post common jokes/puns
No own food
A couple went to a high-class restaurant. It is obviously stated at the entrance:
"NO OWN FOOD ALLOWED IN THE RESTAURANT COMPOUND"
The couple were carrying a pack of food each. Despite of the notice, they went ahead into the restaurant.
The manager spotted them, and said, "Excuse me! No own food allowed. Please discard them or leave!"
Hearing that, the couple exchanged their packets of food. "Sir, this is not MY OWN food now!"
Buns
Two breads, one plain bun and one chocolate filled bun, went to the cinema. It was a very sad movie. Everyone cried. The chocolate bun cried out loud too. But the plain bun did not. WHY?
The plain bun has no feeling (filling)!
The next day, the chocolate bread went to the cinema with a pineapple jam filled bread. It was a very funny movie. Though the pineapple bread laughed, the chocolate bread cried! WHY?
The buns have different feelings (fillings)!
Three scientists
A biologist, a chemist, and a physicist, went to the ocean.
The biologist wanted to study the marine life. He jumped into the water, never to be seen again.
The physicist wanted to study the waves. He jumped into the water, never to be seen again too.
The chemist made a note. "I discovered something today. Biologists and physicists dissolve in water, forming a colourless solution."
Hope they are funny
Post yours NOW!
Thank you Blushi for the background~
I only know good offensive jokes. x_x; blame the environment! Either way here comes a very lame one.
Two pieces of string meet one day in the park and while one goes on the slide the other goes on the swings. They're having a great time until one string decides to go on the roundabout. After a while, the string feels really dizzy and falls off, scraping across the tarmac and making a tangled mess of one end and falling in a heap. The second string looked at him and sighed "you're not very good on that roundabout are you?" The first string looked at himself and said "I'm a frayed knot".
hahaha. Nice one. keep the jokes going!
I've got two riddles. Figure 'em out?:
1st riddle:
In a marble hall white as milkLined with skin as soft as silkWithin a fountain crystal-clearA golden apple doth appear.No doors there are to this stronghold,Yet thieves break in to steal its gold.What am I?
2nd riddle:
From the beginning of eternityTo the end of time and spaceTo the beginning of every endAnd the end of every place.What am I?
Neko444: I've got two riddles. Figure 'em out?: 1st riddle: In a marble hall white as milkLined with skin as soft as silkWithin a fountain crystal-clearA golden apple doth appear.No doors there are to this stronghold,Yet thieves break in to steal its gold.What am I? 2nd riddle: From the beginning of eternityTo the end of time and spaceTo the beginning of every endAnd the end of every place.What am I?
wow that's tough o_O
i love riddles!is the second one e?
Zomg!Signatures[requests]
aisoyoko: Neko444: I've got two riddles. Figure 'em out?: 1st riddle: In a marble hall white as milkLined with skin as soft as silkWithin a fountain crystal-clearA golden apple doth appear.No doors there are to this stronghold,Yet thieves break in to steal its gold.What am I? 2nd riddle: From the beginning of eternityTo the end of time and spaceTo the beginning of every endAnd the end of every place.What am I? i love riddles!is the second one e?
And we have a... winner for riddle #2!
Now let's see if anyone can solve riddle #1
The first riddle answer : Egg
A RIDDLE :
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
Windran: A RIDDLE : The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
coffin XD