Look, folks. I understand that there are a few rumors circulating-- most of them about me and a small child's body last Halloween (None of those claims have been proven, by the way). But there is one in particular that I would like to address; and that is the fact that you think that Hippity (Paul) and Penceorz (Rory) apparently control me. That...Is completely true. I would just like to put this out now: I have no control over my body or my mind. I cannot choose who I wish to talk to and I cannot choose how I talk to them. Ever since I was pulled into the black hole that is their friendship, H.P. and P.R. have been nothing but cruel and dominating. When I attempt to make friends, they immediately force me to insult that person's shoes and body odor, which at times has actually caused my own dismissal (I've been fired a record three times in October alone!) Now, I’m just making sure that everyone knows this. I don’t want to be bothered about “those mean things you left on so-and-so’s blog/profile/birthday cake”. Everything I do...That’s Hippity’s and Rory’s fault. I cannot be held responsible until I’m freed from their hold. If you’d like to help me, you could probably punch both of them a few times in the face. It won’t free me, but it’ll sure cheer me up! ^-^
And this is TehDing, signing out!
Edit!
tl;dr version: I blame Hippy and Pencekins for my troubles. Kthnxbai.
tl;dreh..more of idc.
Hey, you're that person who joined our guild and didn't do anything one there! *Deep breath* HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! I don't care who you are, either. ^-^ But I'll put a tl;dr version just for folks like you-- folks with Aspergers.
Oh, before you edited...er...Fine, be that way and don't keep your original post. I DON'T NEED IT ANYWAYS! Besides: If you don't have anything nice to say....make a blog. Like what Conspooner does.
It's not libel if the other person doesn't care, right? Hehehe...
The idc was not in reference to you,it was toward what you posted.--and what does AS have to do with anything here? If your going to say something is wrong with me,then please,make it something that fits the situation.
I told you I can't control what they say! *Gasp* Can't you feel it? They made me type that up! My sense of humor..is clean...and friendly...and has to do with knock-knock jokes. If I insult you, it's not me, all right? Please, Teddy, I don't know what to do! My life is falling appaaaart!
Geez.
Sure.
Teddious: Sure. ◄----- This!
Sure. ◄----- This!
Yeah, that. I'm glad you care so much and also agree with me. You know I love you eternally Teddy.
Of course.
One of your signatures in your script is inappropriate.
Pencekins:
Yes, of course, Rory. I did not mean to cause disturbance. Everyone, what was posted in the beginning was a complete lie. Pence and Hippy do not control me. I'm gonna go sew my lips together now.
Dingdingchin: Pencekins: Yes, of course, Rory. I did not mean to cause disturbance. Everyone, what was posted in the beginning was a complete lie. Pence and Hippy do not control me. I'm gonna go sew my lips together now. ◄----- This!
Yes, of course, Rory. I did not mean to cause disturbance. Everyone, what was posted in the beginning was a complete lie. Pence and Hippy do not control me. I'm gonna go sew my lips together now. ◄----- This!
Heeeey, how did you take my sign? T_T I have nothing now! Geez Rory!
Ok then gg?
wacko
^ Made by my Lucy X3 <3
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Hey, this isn't like alien or Evoloution at all! This is all real guys! T_T Why doesn't anyone believe me? MUFFIN WOULD BELIEVE ME!
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But then I scared her away by chasing her with "PvP NAO OKAY NOW PLEES?!" So yeah. Thanks, folks for caring. Really.