This is in the form of a TV ad. It is also what happens when you think about high school service credit & GC at the same time.
The following program has been brought to you by Elena's Upgrading Services,
"We only have certified traitors in our agency!"
Greetings fellow GC user! Do you constantly wander into 20- rooms with a lvl 50? Do you constantly ask stuff on forums like “Can’t we make gacha free?” or “Can we nerf GMs?”? Do people constantly tell you to “READ NOOB >.<”? Then, you must suffer from NOOBITIS!! It’s a mild form of H1NUB1 that can be cured quickly if detected in its earliest stages (spamming & using lol too many times). But, sadly only a few elite hospitals have the qualifications to cure this terrible disease. However, We, the Grand Clinic have these qualifications!
-hot nurses
-hotter doctors
-skilled amputators/surgeons
-the finest of all KO techniques
-an unbeatable record of NO complaints!
-and best of all, CROSSDRESSERS!!!!
Here’s our staff:
Nurse Arme will gladly prep you for surgery!
Tee hee hee! Don’t worry! This potion won’t kill you (I tested it on Gons!)
Doctor Ronan & Surgeon Sieghart will gladly help you with pain (relief)!
Hello ladies! *Grins*
*Fangirls squeal & pass out*
ZZZZZ……huh? *looks at patient* Did I fall asleep while operating again? *Shrugs* Whatever…ZZZZZZZ…..
Ha ha ha! Just a joke there folks! Surgeon Sieghart never actually falls asleep while operating! And the patient is still alive!
Moving along! Here’s our laser eye surgery specialist Nurse Assistant Amy!
ORACLE! CENTER STAGE!
*Patient gets blasted with lasers*
Check it out! Now no one can call that noob blind or illiterate anymore!
Amy also doubles as a one of our special sedatives!
*Giggle* SHY SHY PUNCH!
*Patient is KO’ed*
Well he certainly won’t feel anything for a good 5 hours! Whoops, we nearly forgot our cute little Evan Stri-err I mean CANDY Striper, Lass!
……I swear, you’ll all be dead soon...*glares at candy striper uniform*
Ha ha ha! He’s not serious! But he’s one of our best amputators along with Ryan, the boy wonder, I mean Ryan, the boy wolf!
ARE YOU THE ONE WHO IS DESTROYING THE FOREST??!! *looks around frantically while brandishing scythe*
Eh..don’t worry about him. He’s just a hippy. Now…..Here’s Lire!!!
Hello there! Would you like a GC cookie?
She’s our promoter and advertisement girl! P.S. She also does swimsuit photos! *winks*
Now that we’ve shown you our wonderful staff, feel free to place any complaints at our complaint desk.
*Glares* Yeah...feel free to complain…. *Grits teeth*
Elesis, don’t be such a crab-
WHAT DID YOU SAY??!! *waves Ssanggeom*
Wait! Elesis don’t-ACK!
We seem to be having some technical difficulties, however this paid programming has just ended! BYE!
*Rumors that Ryan was seen hacking at a tree at totally unfounded
**Rumors that Ronan was seen buying porn magazines are totally unfounded
***There is no free parking; we wouldn’t have to say this if you weren’t a noob.
i killed my amy pet
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I didn't think Ronan had fan-girls. o~o
I'm so bookmarking this.
The ones I loved made up for the ones I didn't see eye-to-eye with. o:
... -giggling at H1Nub1-
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Ryan's phrase makes me laugh more than it should. x_xHehe. Everyone makes fun of that line x3
I like this~ a lot.
H1NUB1. Heh. -giggles-
this thread needs moar Jin >.>
If you need a sig, get in contact with me, I'd be glad to try my hand at one ^.^
Verdict: this thread needs moar Jin >.>
I concur!
Your siggies are very sparkly, by the way. c:
For once I'm not the one saying that -huggles emperor picture-
Well, this was quite the random story Creative and awesome.
#1 Jin Fangirl is Present~!
Lol i soooo wanna animate this xD
Was funny xD
totally agree xD ... a male nurse was needed <,<!
Anyway .. can I have my date .. erh ... I mean, a consult with Dr Ronan or Surgeon Sieghart - can be both of them! n,n
Finally Back! <,<!
Was funny
Lire does swimsuit pose?
.....
*drools*
Alan McSteel: I'm Kiri's friend. Who are you. DON'T RAPE ME!!!
Hilem: Was funny xD Verdict: this thread needs moar Jin >.> totally agree xD ... a male nurse was needed <,<! Anyway .. can I have my date .. erh ... I mean, a consult with Dr Ronan or Surgeon Sieghart - can be both of them! n,n
I was originally thinking to use Jin as one of the sedatives (Dragon Upper punch=KO), but i forgot he existed until i reviewed what i typed. (By that point i was tired & just wanted to nap). I ended up shoving him in at the complaint desk with Elesis.
There is a male nurse-refer to CANDY striper (i can't believe no one mentioned that)
Hilem: I suggest you make an appointment with Doctor Ronan, Surgeon Sieghart might accidentally leave you a corpse with 1/2 complete stitches.
I also said that there is no free parking-please move to the other side of the street or pay up.
100degrees: Hilem: Was funny xD Verdict: this thread needs moar Jin >.> totally agree xD ... a male nurse was needed <,<! Anyway .. can I have my date .. erh ... I mean, a consult with Dr Ronan or Surgeon Sieghart - can be both of them! n,n I was originally thinking to use Jin as one of the sedatives (Dragon Upper punch=KO), but i forgot he existed until i reviewed what i typed. (By that point i was tired & just wanted to nap). I ended up shoving him in at the complaint desk with Elesis. There is a male nurse-refer to CANDY striper (i can't believe no one mentioned that) Hilem: I suggest you make an appointment with Doctor Ronan, Surgeon Sieghart might accidentally leave you a corpse with 1/2 complete stitches. I also said that there is no free parking-please move to the other side of the street or pay up.
Yup but CANDY Stripper is not enough!! a redish guy male nurse was needed :X
Anyway, np with payment of the parking, I'll use mah credit card .. and my ex-husband its the one who paid it after all and that fdp needs to pay me a lot of money, as he spent all the money in HIS entertaiment, I'll do the same or no car for him! <_<, so I can wait for Dr. so-hawt-Ronan
You make them out to be a bunch of ADD'ing idiots.xD Atleast Ryan and Elesis the most. Otherwise this was funny. Make more "Commercials".:P
Lol lire has cookies :3~ <3