The LOLWUT fan fic, made by ROYLOL. Sit back and try to understand. Better wear a helmet so you don't make a mess when I BLOW YOUR MIND
WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF THIS:
Zhon: I laughed at first, and then I got annoyed, but I had to finish reading it, so I cried. -cries-
I laughed at first, and then I got annoyed, but I had to finish reading it, so I cried.
-cries-
Chapter 1: Taste of death
As the warriors approached kaze Aze castle, they knew their destinies were cast. Elesis, the tom-boy, who held LOLDOUBLESWORDSWITHAWEIRDNAME, Lire, so fat she can only roll, Arme, the midget, Lass, the LOLMISTAKENGENDER, Ryan, the Tree Hugger, Ronan, registered Child Molestor, and Amy, "Dancer'" wink wink
"LEZ GO GUYZ!" yells Elesis and she rushes in wildly swinign her sword
"LOLGORGOSISDED" yells Lass
"LOLROCKETLUNCHER!" Yells Lire as she fires a Rocket Launcher. Elesis was blown up in the explosion
"LOL REZURERECTION!" yells Ryan as he uses resurection and Elesis is healed
"HOW DOEZ I SHOT WEB?!" yells Elesis
"LOL GRAND CHASE DUM NAME KAZE AZE NOT FER, KAZE AZE SMASH!!" yelled Kaze Aze
But that's the end of the story. HERE'S THE LOLBEGINNING
REAL chapter 1: LOLDIE TREANT!!
"You 3 young girls shall embark on an adventure! You will meet a Tree Hugger, a man who thinks he's a girl, a child molestor, a "Dancer" nudge nudge and later when you're about to die Ryu from Street Fighter except with Red hair and a stupid name. NOW GO!!"yelled Knight Master "But first kill TREANT DUN DUN DUUUUN"
"LOLSLASH" Elesis yells as she runs and cuts treant in two.
"OMGHAX" yells Treant as he dies
"Loldum...." mumbles Knight Master
Chapter 2: The Polar Bear Yeti thing with iceicle Horns and has a girl name even tho in Season 1 he's shown as a boy.
"Okay! Your next task is to defeat The Polar Bear Yeti thing with iceicle Horns and has a girl name even tho in Season 1 he's shown as a boy. This shall not be an easy task. He has this really cheap ice blow that freezes you and he has mastered the SHOOPDAWHOOPSTOPDROPNROLL technique. You must- WE'RE NO STRANGER TO LOVE, YOU KNOW THE RULES, AND SO DO I! A FULL COMMITMENTS WHAT IM THINKING OF, YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM, ANY OTHER GUY!"
"OMGRICKROLLDNUB" yells Elesis
"CMON LETS TAKE ON The Polar Bear Yeti thing with iceicle Horns and has a girl name even tho in Season 1 he's shown as a boy.!" Yelled Fatty I MEAN Lire.
"LOLWENDIES!!" yelled Elesis "I'D LIKE A BACONATOR PL0X!"
"LOLNOWUDIE. OMG ARME HAX!!" Yelled Wendie
"LOLHAXXED TO BATTLE MAGE" yelled Arme "I'M FIRING MAH LAZOOOOOOOOOR! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" yelled Arme as she used Batttle Mages totally cheap 3rd bar white magic. I mean, seriously. BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH SHOOP DA WHOOP!
"WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" yuelled Wendy as he/she died.
And from above, a guy who thought he was a boy watched. "LOLSTALKER" he said and he ran away.
"Arme u haxx0r, RED CARD!!!" Knight Master yelled
"Ololfail" said fatty I MEAN lire
BONUS: iScipio's Fall
"LOLIBRIBEDMYWAYINHERE" yelled iScipio
"LolGAY" yelled Elesis
"Lolded" yelled GM_Loki as he deleted iScipio's account
"OMGSEANCONNERY?!" yelled Elesis
"The matrix calls you." GM_Loki said then disappeared.
Chapter 3: LIRE'S DAD [When making this, I accidentally backspaced and it ended up deleting it. Had to re write it. OLOL]
"OMGWTFUX SERDIN UNDER ATTACK. WHO DO WE CALL?!" yelled Knight master
"THE GHOST BUSTERS!" yeleld Elesis
"No, you idiot. GRAND CHASE"
"Orly?"
"Yesrly"
"Oh-"
"JUST SHUT UP AND GO!"
-At the Wall of Serdn-
"I miss my fat daughter..." said an orc
"Who cares about you, Amy! I miss my daughter!" Yelled Orc warrior with a boss at the end of his name.
"I AM NOT AN ORC! I'M HALF ORC! WHENEVER I DON'T HAVE A PEDO NEAR ME, I LOOK LIKE AN ORC. THATS WHY I MUST FIND RONAN!"
"W/e"
"LOL LETS GO!" yelled Elesis
"Wait!" said fatty fat fatty "I can smell something.... a familiar scent"
'You'r ean elve" said Arme" not a dog. Idiot."
"OMG DAD?!" yelled Fatty fat fatty "IS THAT U? OMG OMG OMG OH EM GEE!"
"DAUGHTER! IT'S YOU!" Yelled Orc Warrior with a boss at the end. "I'VE LOOKED FOR YOU FOR SO LONG!"
And Lire and her dad hugged.
"Lolded?" and Elesis stabbed orc Warrior with a boss at the end, and he died.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... hey, is that my dad?" said Fatty fat fatty, and she ran off to a Stone Goblin who was running away.
CHAPTER 4: Deefunxified
"NOW," said Knight Master, "WE HAVE INFO ABOUT THE EVIL COUPLE HAVING THEIR HONEYMOON IN KERRIE BEACH. KILL THEM."
"GOD CAN'T WE HAVE A VACATION?!" asked Elesis
"yeah, ym fat folds are turning red =[" said Lire (Yes, she said =[ don't ask me how)
"Fine. After you kill them, if you take off their heads you win a free vacation." said Knight Master
"TO KERRIE BLEACH!!!" yelled Elesis
-At Kerrie BEach-
"lolbirdsareHAWT" said Deefunx, who begged his way in this fanfic.
"NubsareHAWT" said the big birdie...... was it Harpie Queen? I forget..
"HEY NUBS, STHU!!!" yelled Elesis as she stabbed Harpie Queen.
"LOLDED" yelled Deefunx "DESU DESU DESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" he said as he ran.
Then Lire took out her bazooka!
"It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again!" she yelled as she shot the bazooka
"LOLIREISOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED" said Deefunx as he died.
"Now let's relax. Ah, frehs air (Not many will get this)" said Elesis.
Deefunx was buried in the sand. suddenly, his hand rose from the underground. And he laughed a hideous laugh. Then sand got in his mouth and he choked.
Lrn2writ.
I didn't understand it.. a lot of it ALL OF IT.
This is pure awesomeness.
Haha. It made me laugh. Lire is fat, really? XD
I was laughing so hard I started to cough insanely. Darn you colds! Do more of this, for the luls
With 75%+ of NAGC PvP Population, their ego is a parasite, and they're trying to feed it, and by losing it starts to die, and they get mad at it dying, so they make up a lousy excuse to say why it's dying.
I actually would love to read more.
You actually made me lol, here is a cookie for you. -hands Roy a cookie-
base by me, tear animation by Fone, Eye animation by A-mosBy: Kiddy. <3
It made me lol too. ;D
Keep going Roy. ;o
^ By Amo~
~I do what I do, when I choose, why I wish.~
Roy's frst successful Fan Fic. YEY ROY!!
Added.
Roy, this is epic on so many levels, also YAY NO MORE SCRIPIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dunno what to say anymore.. I can't stop laughing.
It's very funny, I can't stop laughing at the Fat Lire parts.
*ahem* MOOOOOOOAAAAAR
The only part I caught was the "WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"
The biggest Mudkip fan in all of NAGC!...WTH?